Uncool Stuff

Some people go too far, much too far. You know who I’m talking about, the guy with the green civic and 93″ rims that are bigger than each of his windows, which, by the way, are completely blacked out. Then there’s the geeks… the geek realm of geekdom. Kids who just shouldnt really be allowed out of the house, or should be forced to get out of the house at a younger age before they turn into these wobbling monstrosities that speak in made up languages and watch programmes like Star Trek, which is essentially The O.C. but with a space ship and some really bad makeup. Now take this new keyboard from Saitek for example
What is that about?

I mean seriously, what person in their right mind would have that monstrosity sitting in front of their computer? I’ve seen some of these klingon keyboards before, and I just don’t get it! Come back to reality kids! Rather than messing about with tacky keyboards, think about a career, a life, maybe even a girlfriend!

If you need a keyboard then get yourself a nice wireless desktop setup, those are cool, or just a wired keyboard if you can’t be bothered with bluetooth and batteries.

Do not fall into the pit of geekdom, do not reside yourself to a life of anemia and malnutrition!