Hot New Zealand Girls Washing Bikes in Bikinis

Due to the success of yesterday’s post I thought I’d give you a bit more of what you so rightfully deserve, working naked (or close thereto) is always fun, and these girls do it superbly.

If you want to work naked at home then I’d highly recommend getting a wireless keyboard and mouse so that you don’t have to restrict yourself to staying at a desk, cause let’s be honest – you took off your clothes to be less restrictive, and tying yourself down to a single location within the house is just being even more restrictive!

Especially in this weather, clothes are a nightmare

And we all know that less clothes while working + hot girls = better for everyone involved.

The 5 Smallest Laptops in The World

Everyone wants to make the smallest and the cheapest laptop (or so it would seem). It’s apparently the latest trend in technology that sells, and every hardware manufacturer under the bloody sun it jumping on the bandwagon. In this super amazing post, we’ll have a look at the top 5, and pick a winner for style, functionality, and price.

(on a side note, RE the first picture, they may be small but I wouldnt advise taking them to a beach or spa, its just a recipe for disaster really…)

First up is the one that started it all really, this was the bad boy that kicked off the trend – and everyone else is to an extent just copying it. The Asus Eee PC (£220), pictured here in use by a lady with rather nice breasts. This one is (so far) the definitive winner of the functionality category.

Then there was the Everex Cloudbook (£340), which was so unbelievably delayed and unreliably promoted that it pretty much lost all its credibilty before it even went on sale! I’m not a fan of this little one, its ugly, it doesnt do much, and its overpriced.

Then more recently there’s been the 3K Computers RazorBook400 (£200 est) which we don’t know very much about because it isnt actually in production yet, but the pictures and the proposed specs (4GB Flash memory, boot time of 8 seconds) sound pomising.

Then there’s the real market-killer, the Dell Mini-Inspiron, which really really looks promising. Its sleek, smooth, sexy and doesnt look half as plasticy as the other mini laptops. Its probably fair to assume that this luxury comes at a price though, and I wouldnt expect to find one (when its released) for under £450. A clear winner of the syle category.

And finally, there’s the ‘One Laptop Per Child‘ project (£100), who have created this monstrosity laptop to be cheap and usable by children – so that it can be distributed to less fortunate countries and aid them, etc. (They don’t have food but as long as they have wifi and broadband they’ll be just fine!) It is however, an easy winner of the price category.

The Dell is by far the most exciting if you ask me, and I am shallow and may trade in my Eee when the time comes just for the sake of looking good. Then sit back with my executive tableware, and see how quickly I can type on yet another computer where the keys are so close together that I need chopsticks to hit them individually.

Apple’s 20th Anniversary Unboxing

Today we have something a little different in store. In celebration of Apple’s 20th anniversary, some old codger has cracked out a brand new Apple desktop known as the ‘TAM’ – which was first produced 20 years ago.

The rather lengthy video below shows said codger unpacking a rather strange looking dummy from a box, followed closely by the TAM personal computer, fresh in all its boxed glory. Its actually quite interesting to see that some of Apple’s design trends set 20 years ago are still ever present today, for example the flat screen monitor with (part of ?) the computer built into it (which I didn’t even know existed in the 80’s) and the keyboard with the mouse trackpad built in, very similar in design to.. lets see.. oh thats right – every laptop in the world!

Fantastic to see such a classic product in action, and awsome to see some of the earliest Apple design elements – even the packaging of a 20 year old machine was impressive… if only Steve Jobs had decided to pack up shop and buy west sussex property in England then maybe the prices for Today’s products would be half decent!

Water Purifier Heaven

You may think its stupid, and you may think its girly, hell, you may not even have ever considered it ever as a posibility, but these days its actually possioble to purify one’s water, with a ‘water purifier‘ to be more specific.

A crazy idea I know.

The benefits though, are significant, purified water contains fewer metals and oxidised chemicals found in tap water, and it is generally far more healthy for you then standard old tap water too! Not to mention that it’s yet another gadget that just makes your batchelor pad look that little bit more refined and sleek.

Having a water purifier has genuinely made me drink more just for the pure reason that it tastes so much better! And we all know how we’re supposed to have 8 glasses a day, well a water purifier actually makes that an achievable task rather than a sightless goal.

Pimp Your Pad: With a Wine Fridge

The time for pimping your pad is ripe, everyone knows that there is nothing more effective when taking a girl home with you to get her clothes off quickly like having her walk through the door and gasping at your man-shack. “Whats the matter?” you say innocently, “nothing” she says, removing her dress.

Perfect.

This guy has the right idea, the open brickwork and the paintings really finish it off nicely. That sofa must be sticky.

It is missing one thing though, and that thing is the subject of today’s entry. A wine fridge.

Its all very well having a nice batchelor pad, a nice sofa, nice paintings, etc, but as soon as she sees the Nintendo Wii sitting under the TV and the empty pizza boxes from two summers ago she’ll be out the door quicker than a hooker with a crack habit. You need your pad to say things about you, more specifically; that you are clean, mature, and sophisticated.

Strangely I’ve found that a wine fridge (and a little vacuming now and again) pretty much takes care of this. There’s nothing like coming in and asking her if she’d prefer the Sauvignon or the Chardonnay while reaching casually into a dedicated fridge full of wine bottles like this one.

She’ll probably blush a little and tell you that she doesn’t mind. By this point you’re pretty much in there, so just pour two glasses and let the evening unfold before your eyes. Along with her legs.