Shut Up And Drive

Still lingering on the edge of buying that perfect BMW? Still not sure whether you want to take the plunge and pay all that money for driving lessons just so you can have the privilege of paying yet more money to run a car? Let me help you out.

As a young man deciding when to start driving is generally a daunting decision. On the one hand you have an easy life with no parking, insurance, mot, road tax, or license worries while not driving, but on the down side you have to deal with trains on a day to day basis, which, lets face it, is dire. Having a car does open up that complete freedom that we all long for.. the most important factor though really is who is going to teach you.

Have a good driving instructor and learning to drive can be an absolute joy, have a bad one and it can stunt your confidence for a fair amount of time. For this reason alone if not for any other you should make sure that the person you learn to drive with is someone who you are comfortable around, who is a good teacher, and who has been a driving instructor for relatively long amount of time!

I learnt to drive in Worthing, and luckily I got the best worthing driving instructor known to man, who goes by the name of Allan Banks. He’s not the best driving instructor because he’s the cheapest, or has the flashiest car, its because he’s damn good at what he does. You want a driving instructor to be calm and friendly, while still being firm and clear about what they want you to do. Allan has this down to somewhat of an art and makes even the most tricky maneuvers an enjoyable experience.

Classing himself as more of a west sussex driving instructor, Allan takes care of the surrounding areas as well and has a superb track record – he’s been in the game long enough and certainly knows his stuff.

So in short, if you’re thinking about finally taking the plunge, make sure you get your value for money in driving lessons and get a good instructor like Allan.

Oh and incase you need any further deciding factor – women like the one pictured in the post below.. LIKE CARS.

Get Your Girlfriend Cosmetic Surgery For Christmas

Ok… so maybe not for christmas, but lets be honest, if there really really isnt one thing your girlfriend would change about herself, then I’m pretty sure there’s something you would.

Personally speaking its all in the breasts, if they aren’t good then the girl hasn’t got much chance, which may sound shallow, but why lie for the sake of it? Now don’t get me wrong, its not all about size, its very much about shape. They should be perky, with nipples pointing slightly up, and should not be too close together, or conversly too far apart. They should be of approximate equal size, and should not sag. Combine all that in about 24C, and you’ve got my perfect girl.

Unfortunately for me (and most of us) this perfect package is pretty hard to find, but luckily, cosmetic surgery can address all these things pretty easily. Breast augmentation is a very standardised procedure these days, and a few hours in the hospital (and a couple of days recovery time) can produce stunning results.

Cosmetic surgery is often looked upon with a certain degree of fear and worries about stories of the procedure going wrong, but this is really a thing of the past, and there are such highly skilled surgeons out there nowadays that these concerns become almost negligeable.

All in all, the best present I could ever get for christmas would be a perfect pair of breasts on my girlfriend, and cosmetic surgery

Tunes in The Pool

Obviously keeping those pecks in shape means some form of excersize is required, I don’t like to let any manflab build up, so my personal sport of choice is swimming. Now swimming, joyful as it may be, can get incredibly boring, incredibly fast, when you’re doing it regularly. For years I’ve done jogging with music, weight training with music, and even played basketball to music, but the pool has always been the one place I go that my music can’t come with me.. until now.

There is a small company in the UK called H2OLife that supply a magnificent little gadget called the ‘Freestyle Audio’ swimming mp3 player. Its fully submersible for swimming or other water related activities, and it is also very very shockproof. Here’s a video of it being dropped off a roof!

Looks like it’d last, and in comparison the iPod Nano does look pretty flimsy. I know I know, the Nano wasnt made to be dropped off roofs, before all the seriously hardcore Apple fans start screaming. But nevertheless, which will last longer? Thats not a difficult general decision fom my point of view by any means.

As swimming mp3 players go, I honstly can’t say I’ve seen a better one, so if you’re going to get a swim mp3 player, I’d definitely recommend it!

Get A New Watch, Nixon Watches

My wrist has been bare for a couple of years now, its not good. I did have a very nice Fossil watch back in the day that was extremely nice, but it eventually stopped working, and I found myself taking it off all the time anyway for things like playing the guitar and sports etc. These days though, I dont play guitar as much, I have a more stable job, and it annoys me that wehenever I want to know the time I have to get my phone out!

About time for something a little more stylish to hang from my left appendage I think!

I came across Nixon Watches in my bried search for one of these time telling devices, and I’ve got to say it was love at first sight. They do a black and white version of this particular watch, have to say I prefer the black. Its just a little more dark and mysterious rather than the bright white which I think is a bit in-your-face.

It took me about all of 30 seconds to decide that I had definitely found the Nixon Watch that I wanted, so off I trotted and it arrived the very next day! I was extremely impressed, and I’ve got to say that now having had it for a few days, I couldnt be happier. Definitely recommended.

Awsome Indoor Surfing

I was having a browse around on some surf clothing sites today by chance, and it led me a little further into checking out some surfing related ’stuff’, which led me to the flowrider.

Now I’m not overwhelmed or surprised or anything, I have actually seen these before. BUT, the last time I paid any attention to these surfing machines was when they were just released, not quite ‘finished’ and were on the news a bit. Today however, I stumbled across some new videos on youtube of some updated machines and riders, take a look!

Quite frankly, it looks absolutely awsome! The guy in the wetsuit clearly thinks he’s a bit too cool for school – and thats a shame. He really should’ve invested in some animal surf wear or something, and why is he cold enough to need a wetsuit when there’s a girl with rather large breasts wearing a skimpy bikini? She doesnt look very cold! (unfortunately)

I’ve got to say that watching these videos is really making me want to give it a try, I’ve heard that ‘wavehouse’ are coming to the UK and building a couple of facilities here soon so I think I’ll definitely go and check it out when the time comes.

Now these guys have seriously got flowboarding down to a bit of a tee

I used to do a lot of wakeboarding when I lived abroad (where it was cheap!) but in england renting/buying a boat and all the equipment gets pretty expensive pretty fast, so I think I might see if this could be a more cost effective alternative. All I need now is some trendy billabong surf wear and I’ll be good to go! Oh.. and a board.